The big news out of the Miss Maine USA pageant where Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old slam piece girlfriend Jordon Hudson is facing off against transgender Miss USA hopeful Isabelle St. Cyr in what could go down as one of the most important pageants of my Internet career, is that both contestants are through to the finals.
From what I can determine, there were no cuts made in the preliminaries. It appears unless you get loaded in the hotel bar, make a scene & get thrown into jail, you’re good to go tomorrow night.
Hudson and St. Cyr handled business in the swimsuit competition without any slip-ups.
