Call The Bum Squad: 88YO Man Has WWI Shell Removed From Rectum

• This actually happened: An 88-year-old Frenchman walked into a hospital with a WWI artillery shell sticking out of his keister. The unfired round is eight inches long and more than two inches wide.
• The hospital had to be evacuated in case the man’s buttocks exploded, but bomb disposal experts said the ancient shell was not likely to go off.
• Doctors made an incision in the elderly man’s abdomen (ouch!) and removed the collector’s piece from his back door.

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