• A shocked customer at an Alabama gas station found a human penis in the parking lot, according to cops.
• The dismembered member was found shortly after 6 a.m. Monday at a gas station on Interstate 10 in Mobile, according to local newspaper Lagniappe, which cited multiple sources.
• However, the Mobile Police Department told the outlet that the shocking discovery was not being investigated as an assault or a murder.

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