Ohio Attorney Suspended For Pooping In Pringles Can, Tossing It In Parking Lot

  • A criminal defense attorney in Ohio was suspended Wednesday after it was revealed he defecated in a Pringles potato chip can and threw it into the parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center.
  • According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, the Ohio Supreme Court suspended Jack Blakeslee for one year, with six months of that suspension stayed, deeming that his behavior made him unfit to practice law.
  • Blakeslee defended his egregious crime by saying no one was targeted, and he had a habit of putting his feces in a Pringles can and randomly flinging it from his car — something he said he did as a prank at least 10 times a year to blow off steam.