• Prince Harry’s controversial memoir Spare is set to be mocked next month with a new parody version entitled Spare Us! A Harrody, which promises to go ‘deep inside the castle walls.’
• Since Harry released his ‘tell-all’ autobiography in January he has been criticised in some quarters for revealing too much – with revelations including that he smeared Elizabeth Arden cream on his frostbitten ‘todger’ in the Arctic and lost his virginity in a field.

• The book is set to be published by Hachette, which also released a series of Enid Blyton parodies. The book description reads: “All I had ever wanted was privacy. In order to get it, it seemed that an exceptionally detailed 500,000-word book was in order…”

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