• Page Six hears that a serial pooper has been stalking the halls of the legendary Schubert Theater — and the last time they struck, a turd appeared in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at “Some Like It Hot.”
• A source close to the show insists that it was a regrettable one-off incident.
• But another source tells us that the theater’s staff said that the s–t’s (almost) hit the fans at other performances as well.

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